Errors that Irk

Ya'll know how I'm a hater? 

Well, these are some of the errors that irk me!

~When people use apart when they mean a part.

Example: "I'm so glad you're apart of my life."

 [you're/your is also a problem, but eh]

~Over-correction of I instead of me.

Turns out that's not a picture of I with my friends.

~"Circus Ole"

Ya'll have hear it,

c'mon folks,

it's CIRQUE DE SOLEIL.

F'real.

~Possessive apostrophes used when the noun is merely plural.

I've seen this, in a classroom--

"Good reader's: predict, infer . . ."

~When of is used instead of have. 

I know it's a problem. We all say could've, would've, should've,

I've even been caught with couldn't've. I know that's bad. But this is worse.

"We could of had it all."

NO! Never! Please! Stop!

~And my last irking error, for today, is not really an error, 

but truly a problem nonetheless. 

It's this whole "good v well" problem.

If you answer that you're well when someone has already said they're good-

you sound stuck up.

And sometimes it just gets confusing when to say it. But still.

You're good at something.

But you're feeling well.

Which really gets into the bad/poorly problem. . . 

Well, folks. Thanks for stickin with me through today's rant.

And, yes, "stickin" was on purpose.

Sometimes I'm a hick.

But really, I hope I didn't make any errors in this post!

That would be embarrassing.